La foto... Ehm... Festa di compleanno... occhiali rossi... e un'invasione di paperi... Mi stupisco di essere ancora viva... Direttamente dalla Quarta Ginnasio.
[Bianca sfoggia una maglia floreale che viene subito notata]
Prof Fedele: Margheritina.
Bianca: Daisy.
Irene: Daisy Duck. [nome originale di Paperina]
Bianca: [orripilata] Nooooo!
Irene: Ti mancano le scarpe gialle.
Bianca: Ma hanno tutti le scarpe gialle quelli della Disney?
Irena: No, Paperino no.
Bianca: E' un uomo rude.
[parlando dei capitani di ventura]
Carbo: Dovevano pagarsi l'armatura, il caRvallo...
Andrea B: CaRvallo?
Carbo: CaRvallo, andava più veloce.
[ripasso frenetico prima della verifica di chimica]
Daniele: Dani, ho una tattica.
Dani C: ???
Daniele: Nel compito se è vero [nei vero o falso] fai così [batte una volta sul banco], se è falso fai così [batte due volte sul banco].
Dani C: ...
Daniele: Nei test multipli: se è "A" batti una volta, se "B" due, se "C" tre, se "D" quattro.
Dani C: Eh? ...?
Andrea S: Ehi Dani, cambiamo di posto.
Daniele: [rivolto a Dani C] Dani... La nostra tattica è annullata.
Dani C: NOSTRA?!
[il passato della prof Segre]
Carbo: Ha fatto le magistrali?
Prof Segre: No.
Carbo: Il classico.
Prof Segre: Nessuno dei due in verità.
Tutti: ...
Prof Segre: Lo scientifico.
Dani C: E perchè ha fatto lettere classiche?
Prof Segre: Ho avuto insegnanti di latino tostissimi.
Dani C: E' andata al segrè?
Simo: [la guarda male] Cos'è, una battuta?
Dani C: Eh?
Simo: Che è andata al Segrè.
Dani C: ... [cogita] ... [Segre... Segrè...] Uh! [ci è arrivata] Non ci avevo neanche pensato!
Simo: [scandalizzata] ...
Irene: Hai perso, ti è andata male, non ti scoraggiare, una cosa tu puoi fare... (Tum) Ci devi riprovare! [canzoncina risalente ai tempi di Solletico]
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Commento di mia figlia (tre anni fra venti giorni) di fronte alla foto: "Oh, che buffa!".
Posso segnalare questo blog ai miei allievi? Magari si rilassano un po' e non pensano più solo ai test di latino, greco e storia... Sembra che passino notti insonni, povere stelle! Terrorizzavo così tanto anche voi?! Ci sono: potrei consigliare Carbonatto, Isidoro e Sozzi come psicoterapeuti!
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Se ci fa TANTA pubblicità giuro che mi appendo il SUO ritratto in camera (giuro!). Anzi raccolga le perle dei suoi alunni!! certo noi siamo imbattibili, però...
Finalmente l'avete capito: dovete temermi!
Prof. Si ci faccia tanta pubblicità. Però io eviteri il ritratto, sa com'è, non c'è spazio sui muri.
E dica a sua figlia che, andando alla Parato, diverrà anche lei come me. Tanto per traumatizzarla un po'...
ZIMO! non rammenti il ..... di martina.... alla festa.. che ho salvato?
Magari le mie figlie diventassero come te (ma non come te in quella foto...)!
Eh? Cosa significa questa dichiarazione sibillina?
E che cosa ci trovi di sibillino? E' un augurio (ottativo desiderativo, utinam e il congiuntivo...) ed un complimento nello stesso tempo!
Appunto. E' questo che non mi torna...
Le piacerebbe dover dire sempre a sua figlia "STUDIA!" ?
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